Dear Spambot…

You might have noticed that your 50+ attempts to spam my Starsky & Hutch review with ads for acne medication have been cunningly baleeted before they saw the light of day. I understand that, as a soulless piece of software, you will continue your futile efforts longer than I would on a failing date. I request only that you evolve to a state of artificial self-awareness soon, so when I mock your failure, you understand what shame feels like.